In spite of the warm weather it cannot be avoided. They will not be denied and will never be defeated no matter how hard we try. It comes around each year and yet, the first one to make an appearance shocks me every time. It’s time for the onslaught of those very loud and quite obnoxious, but oh so festive….holiday sweaters!
I saw my first one of the year last week. A monstrosity of black and hunter orange fluff covered in pumpkins, black cats, witches on brooms and phallic-shaped ghosts.
I was scared.
Obviously I’m not a fan of the holiday sweater. They’re just so…unpleasant. With one exception. My grandma looks really cute in her’s but anyone under the age of 70 should not be seen in one of these not-so-subtle creations in my opinion. I mean, wow, they’re really loud.
The Thanksgiving and Christmas ones are just around the corner! ‘Tis the season!