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ditzy moment of the day

7 Feb

Sooooo, I’ll just say it, I’m an idiot. 

I’m reading an email from a friend and she’s telling me about the lunch she just had at Taco Bell (yes, we have the most interesting conversations of ALL time, don’t hate) and it’s making me hungry.  It is quite easy to make me hungry these days, just mention the word “Kroger” and watch my reaction. 

Anyway, so I look in my purse for my wallet which I’m hoping has enough change in it to buy at least one lil’ taco but wait, no, it can’t be….there is NO wallet in my purse.  Nice.  Now I remember leaving it on the bed when I got something out of it this morning and I didn’t pick it back up again.  No big deal right?  I mean, yeah, I drove all the way to work without my drivers license and I have no check card or money or any identification on my person, but who needs any of that anyway.  No one.  UNLESS YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF GAS and had planned to fuel up on the way home!!!! 

Should I say it again?  I’m an idiot.  But luckily, I’m an idiot with a fabulous husband who has agreed to (if he doesn’t “accidently” forget me, j/k) come by my workplace on his way home and rescue his airhead of a wifey. 

The lady in the Honda Element driving down I-65 with her skirt hanging out the bottom of the door and her gas cap open?  That’s probably me. 

Campbell’s – are you reading?

7 Feb

I propose that Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup change its name to “Noodle Soup with Chicken Flavoring”, or “Noodle Soup with Three or Less Tiny Pieces of Chicken-Like Meat”. 

Regardless of Campbell’s shortcomings in the naming department, I still love that soup.  It’s just that I think they should improve their chicken to noodle ratio. 

I should really get paid for my helpful suggestions.

first belly pic!

7 Feb

You know sometimes you don’t know what you really look like until you see a picture of yourself and you think “who is THAT”?  I just had that feeling when I saw this picture on the screen.  This is me now, at 16 weeks.  A little scary I have to say.  I think I look bigger than I should at this point but what do I know?  It’s the shirt right?  I’m not weighing myself at home anymore and I’m nervous to see how much I’ve gained over the past 4 weeks since my last doctor’s appt.  And we won’t talk about how much of that is baby and how much of it is my natural chunk-a-monk gut curviness.


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