I propose that Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup change its name to “Noodle Soup with Chicken Flavoring”, or “Noodle Soup with Three or Less Tiny Pieces of Chicken-Like Meat”. 

Regardless of Campbell’s shortcomings in the naming department, I still love that soup.  It’s just that I think they should improve their chicken to noodle ratio. 

I should really get paid for my helpful suggestions.