And that's what I feel like tonight. So here we go. Just when you think MySpace is a waste of time it turns around and surprises you. Over the past week I've reconnected with a couple of people I went to high school with and it's pretty cool. But bizarre and it makes me feel old because we are all... Continue Reading →
I've failed at many things but the only one that I know of that is documented is a blazing red "F" next to Accounting 1100 amidst all the As and Bs on my college transcript. I'm actually a bit proud of that F because it was the source of a great lesson for me. I received the failing grade... Continue Reading →
'Cause I need one. But I want it to be cute. It's been a tumultuous week. There's been work craziness, house craziness and school craziness, all of which were made worse by my hormonal craziness. I'm at my wit's end with two of those things and it's not the house. I have been such a basket case it's scary. ... Continue Reading →
I deserve a medal. Either that, or a big fat red sticker that reads "SUCKER" plastered solidly across my forehead. You pick.
Belly buttons are weird. And mine is getting weirder by the day.
Well it's my favorite day of the week and I'm sitting at a round table in The Accountant's office clacking around on an antique laptop while the TaxMaster does his magic on his fancy dual monitors and mumbles things like "where's that idiot's w-2" and "you can't take that deduction!", and other things I don't... Continue Reading →
Check out this OLD picture of me and my bro. How many times do you think he got his lil' head caught between the bars of that crib? And aren't my shoes great?!?!
Today is The Accountant's birthday!!!! Happy Birthday (insert pet name that he would kill me for if I posted here)!!!! I think he liked his gifts. Bean gave him a onesie that says "I love Daddy" and I gave him two watercolors, now framed, that we picked up in Paris (France, that is). I think... Continue Reading →
How much snot the human head can hold at any given time? Seriously, I think I have gone through ten rolls of Charmin this week blowing crap outta my sinuses. It is disgusting. I bought a humidifier and some Breathe Right strips and that helps but ain't nothing gonna be as good as some heavy... Continue Reading →