this blog, the debate and my baby’s whompyjawed head

Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve been on here for whatever reason.  I am trying to decide what to do with this blog.  Honestly, like a lot of things, I’m getting kind of bored with it or something.  I’m not sure what to do with it or what it is.  Am I now a mommy blogger?  Seems like that’s all I have to talk … Continue reading this blog, the debate and my baby’s whompyjawed head

achoo

I’m sitting here watching the Titans win their second game with Collins at the helm while waiting on the inevitable screech from Sami’s room.  Go Titans!  Go Sami!  Not. Last night was not good.  She slept just great as long as I held her but as soon as she was put in her crib or even laid down next to me she would tune up and … Continue reading achoo

how do i bring sexy back?

You know those women who claim to love their new post-childbirth-bodies?  The ones who expound on the beauty and utility of their new boobs and maintain that they have embraced their stretchmarks as some honorable “badge of motherhood”? I am not one of those women.  And those women are obviously lying.  I’m just sayin’. I agree with these same women when they say how awed they are that their … Continue reading how do i bring sexy back?

morphing

Something very alarming is happening to me.  And I’m not sure if any amount of medical treatment can stop the madness. In the line at the grocery store the other day for example.  Instead of buying Cosmo or Marie Claire, I bought a Family Circle.  What the heck?  Instead of MTV, I’m becoming sucked into the imaginary world of Days Of Our Lives.  Next thing you know … Continue reading morphing

blankness

Haven’t felt much liking posting lately.  Everytime I sign on my brain goes all mushy and blank and all I can think of to write about is something about Sami, how many loads of laundry I washed but didn’t fold, the fugly grandfather clock some guy named Maurice won on The Price Is Right today, or how I need to dye my hair yet again to … Continue reading blankness

big 3-0

I’m a bit late on this but there are still 3 hours left in the day so it’s all good. Happy Birthday to my lil’ brudder.  He turns 30 today and I hope he handles it better than I did.  I think he will.  Love you bro!  Great to see you yesterday even though I wouldn’t allow you within 10 feet of me or Sami with … Continue reading big 3-0

cribs

Not of the MTV sort.  I’m talkin’ baby cribs.  As an update to my last post about Sami’s sleeping problems and to redeem baby girl a little bit, I must say that Sami’s daddy managed to get her to sleep in her crib a couple of times since then.  Eventually we will get there I guess.  Right?  Right. Continue reading cribs

seriously?

The Accountant captured the antics of some lazy WalMart shopper the other day….notice where this car is parked, directly in FRONT of the cart return!  Presumably to get as close as possible to the front door.  The Accountant even asked the lady if she was afraid her car would get hit and she just laughed and walked into the store.  I’ll bet she’s also one … Continue reading seriously?