You know those women who claim to love their new post-childbirth-bodies? The ones who expound on the beauty and utility of their new boobs and maintain that they have embraced their stretchmarks as some honorable “badge of motherhood”? I am not one of those women. And those women are obviously lying. I’m just sayin’. I agree with these same women when they say how awed they are that their … Continue reading how do i bring sexy back?
Something very alarming is happening to me. And I’m not sure if any amount of medical treatment can stop the madness. In the line at the grocery store the other day for example. Instead of buying Cosmo or Marie Claire, I bought a Family Circle. What the heck? Instead of MTV, I’m becoming sucked into the imaginary world of Days Of Our Lives. Next thing you know … Continue reading morphing