Something very alarming is happening to me. And I’m not sure if any amount of medical treatment can stop the madness.
In the line at the grocery store the other day for example. Instead of buying Cosmo or Marie Claire, I bought a Family Circle. What the heck? Instead of MTV, I’m becoming sucked into the imaginary world of Days Of Our Lives. Next thing you know I will be sporting mom jeans.
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
Finnspace 
Aw. Now, if you start having a thing for the Lawrence Welk Show, though, I’m making an emergency trip up there in a police car armed with Super Soaker water guns, laffy taffy, New Kids on the Block CDs and anything else I can get my hands on to help you stop growing up.:)