Dressing room lights are severely unforgiving. As in, they should be illegal. Making the workout pants I purchased all the more necessary.

The dog will always have to go out to pee as soon as I’ve sat down to feed the baby.

The key to world peace….nitrous oxide.  Who wouldn’t get along while chilled out on this stuff?  Obama, are you listening? I’m just sayin’.

By the way, for those of you wondering about my dental hygiene….No cavities to be found in this here mouth o’ mine.