Archive | September, 2009

it’s come to this…

30 Sep

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.  ~-Steven Wright

dental hygiene

29 Sep

How many times can I sing-song “brush your teeth….yay” in this clip? I remember how I used to roll my eyes at mom’s talking this way and now look at me. I even annoy myself. Ha. And I promise I’m not checking my email or texting here! I’m trying to video us both in the mirror and well, it’s awkward.

thinking out loud via a clacking keyboard

29 Sep

I have no idea what I want to post about right now. But as you know, that’s never stopped me before. Hee.

I love this blog. I truly do. I love that I have finally gotten over my very annoying thinking that I have to have something worthwhile to post. It seems that I’ve moved on to another breed of annoying thinking and now feel I can post about nothing. I am the Seinfeld of blogs methinks. In my own mind anyway. And I dig that.

Today has been, oh, I dunno, boring as heck. Again. I am beginning to think that maybe it’s me. “It’s not you, its me.” Right? Its not that I don’t have things to do. It’s that I don’t want to do them. They don’t inspire me, don’t make me think, don’t scratch my itch, don’t jiggle my joggles (I totally made that one up yo). But you’ve heard this before so lets move on.

I’m thinking I might grab the kiddo and head west this weekend to hang with friends and family who I haven’t seen in a while. Camp out in my childhood room; me in my old bed, Sam in her pack ‘n play next to me. We’ll see. Now that we’ve driven 7 hours+ to Florida and back with a one year old, the 2.5 hour drive home doesn’t seem so bad.

I love this time of year. I love the season changes. All of them. Imagine that.

I think I may be the queen of abrupt blog posts endings ’cause I’m done with this one. Screw smooth transitions! 🙂

there are no capital letters in this post

28 Sep

i’m wearing what i call a “gramma sexy” shirt today. sexy without a jacket over it ’cause it’s got a keyhole back, high neck and sleeveless. but with the required corporate world jacket on over it, it looks kinda “gramma-ee”. but in a sexy gramma way if you know what i mean.

its monday and i had to come to work. i know you all feel sorry for me. too many meetings that required the presence of moi. but sok, friday off will be a kewl thing to look forward to and should propel me quite nicely through the rest of the week.

i just ate a pack of chocolate doughnuts and drank a diet coke. ’cause i’m complex like that. but now i need some salty to combat the sweet. pretzels? chips? which reminds me that i need to call my doc about the blood pressure issue. icky icky poo poo.

i have a blister on my toe and my feet are sweaty. i hate that sweaty stinky feet feelin’ don’t you? am i grossing you out yet? been walking all over the place today and forgot to stuff my chucks in my purse. speaking of those, here is a website for all things chucks. in case you’re bored. and of course you are, i mean, you just read about my sweaty feet. crazy people.

every meal is not like this, really

27 Sep

Playing around with some cell phone video and YouTube…Here’s Sam, “eating” and basically being distracted at mealtime…

sicky sicky

26 Sep

Rought night last night. Sam woke up throwing up twice. 1:00 and 3:30 am. It was extremely gross of course and very concerning as she’s never done that before. She was so pitiful. She let me take her temp (which she HATES and usually fights me like a wrestler) and she was so pale and sad looking. I rocked and cuddled her both times and she went back to sleep. Its now almost 8:30 and she is still asleep. That’s unheard of.

So what I’m doing? Coloring my hair of course. ‘Cause that’s what everyone does at 8:00 am on a Saturday isn’t it?


25 Sep

I know this will come as a big surprise to most of you, but sometimes I am the biggest goofball/dork ever.

The End.

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