No, I do not want an elephant. But thanks for asking.

The scene: Target $1 section. Surrounded by rubber snakes, plastic pumpkins and random pairs of socks with cartoon characters on them. Mommy: “Ok, you can pick out ONE toy from this section.” Kiddo: “I want TWO elephants.” (plastic elephant toys that make the most annoying elephant trumpeting sound ever. Not that there is such thing as a pleasant elephant trumpeting sound). Mommy: “No, you can … Continue reading No, I do not want an elephant. But thanks for asking.