can i put “eats weird things” on my resume?

I’ve lost six pounds in the past few weeks. I’m calling that a win. The fact that its stress related and I haven’t been eating much is not exactly a win but whatever. And I just saw a tweet about Taco Bell so now I am DYING for Taco Bell. Luckily, it’s quite a jaunt to the nearest one and I’m broke anyway. Lean Cuisine it is.

And the above paragraph was written several hours ago and thankfully, my craving for bad “mexican” has abated. I had scrambled eggs and fig newtons for supper, thank you very much.

Some big upsets at the workplace today. Sequestration and our fearless leaders have caused quite a shake up at my place of employment. People are on edge and today’s announcement hit my department square in the gut. I am safe for now but only because I’m paid from a different bucket, which is not necessarily any more stable than the one my unfortunate colleague and her program were paid from. Perhaps now would be a good time to pursue that travel writing career, no?

I leave you with a picture of a guinea pig wearing a sombrero because, no reason.

3 thoughts on “can i put “eats weird things” on my resume?

  1. Consider yourself lucky…losing weight due to stress…Me on the other hand eat out my depressive state and ended up feeling more guilty and miserable….and as you must know misery likes company in the way of munchies…lol

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s