The ADD is strong with this one

I cannot sit still today y'all. Cannot focus. Cannot stand the confines of this cubicle. I am fidgety. Whew. I'm making lists and thinking of things I need and want to do and getting not much of anything done in this whole chaotic process that's swirling in my head. I will look into mind-quieting meditation...... Continue Reading →

its a fiat i know it

There's a car that always parks in the same space in the internal depths of the parking garage. It is always shrouded in a car cover concealing what must be something pretty special to the owner. I can hardly stand it and every time I walk by I just want to take a peek underneath... Continue Reading →

zombie brain

My "grey matter" as a former English teacher used to refer to our adolescent brains, has been completely mush the last couple of days. Maybe its too much Dora and not enough veggies or something, I dunno. I do the whole zoning out thing quite well but some days its way worse than others. I... Continue Reading →

where did i go?

This morning I heard myself yell up the stairs to kiddo as she skittered away from me to avoid putting on her socks like I'd told her to multiple times. "You are fixin' to get a time out young lady!!!!" Yes, I said "fixin" just like that, without the g, and I added in a... Continue Reading →

think

I think a lot. I think too much. Right now I'm thinking that the clock is stuck at 2:51 and will never move again. I think I need chocolate because that's what I think everyday around 3pm. I think I want another tattoo but can't decide on what or where. I think one day I'll... Continue Reading →

grumpy mcgrumperson

I am not a fan of small talk nor am I very good at it. Post holiday small talk tops the list of all categories of dreaded chitty-chatty-for-no-reason banter. Hello person with me in the elevator who I don't know but who I think works in accounting..."how was your Christmas" they ask me...I say "it... Continue Reading →

limbo

i'm contemplating lunch. what to have, what can i get for $6? do i go out, sit in my air conditioned car in the park, bring something back? if i get a happy meal do i get the boy or the girl version? it makes all the difference in the toy you get. should i go get... Continue Reading →

aaaaaand here we are

Hi. I'm in one of those "I feel like talking/typing but I have nothing of value to say but am going to post anyway" kind of moods. Which usually ends up to be long rambling paragraphs about baby poop or the dream I had last night. But you don't mind or else you wouldn't be... Continue Reading →

why the long face?

This is me. Spreading sunshine everywhere I go. Yep yep. I mean, can't you tell? Heh. The not-so-funny thing is, I really am a fun lively laughing joking person when I'm out from behind a desk. Can we say "you got off at the wrong stop lady"? Yes we can. Eh, anyway. Stuff 'n things. Ummmmmm,... Continue Reading →

this needs a snazzy title

So, that post below where I was going to "turn off my light and enjoy the silence" for a bit? Yeah, I totally fell asleep. Yeah, I was totally late to work. Yeah, I am totally talking like a valley girl. Good thing I'd thought to set my alarm, just in case. I'm in somewhat... Continue Reading →

one link per paragraph

the "ipad"???? really??? i'm way out of the loop b/c i just realized this is honest to goodness what apple is calling its new miracle gadget...the "ipad"...and now all i can think of is kotex...hey, apple marketing dept? call me. i bought a few of these for lunch lately...they are yummy delish...spare me the speech... Continue Reading →

inky dinky rinky

...because that rhymes and all... i'm tired today. and solemnly swear to go to bed early tonight. like by 9pm. its not like i stay up late doing anything productive either. i'm watching house hunters or goofing online, reading, writing, blahditty blahditty blahditty. its cold out y'all. like worse than cold. more like frigid. like you... Continue Reading →

achoo.

that title brought to you by the gigantic sneeze i just let loose on my computer screen. yuck. sooooo, it's 6:30 am...just got back from the gym, go me i know. i'm off work today so can i get a big yoohoo to that? thank you. today's plan is to take kiddo to that lovely place... Continue Reading →

ok

why doesn't the name "wally" rhyme with "sally"? this occurred to me on the drive in this morning and will not go away from my brain. much like my question about why the last part of the word "arkansas" is not pronounced like the word "kansas", or vice versa. these things bug me. and this... Continue Reading →

a quickie

birthday stuff...today i turned 34. eek. i have great friends. even if i'm old. they still love me anyway. boys are funny. and cute. i like them. of course, The Accountant is my fav. it's late, the VS fashion show is on and is making me feel guilty for skipping the gym today and eating... Continue Reading →

it’s 7:27 pm

So early and yet, I'm already contemplating bed. Doubtful I'll go but I am contemplating anyway. Someone is rapid firing some type of firearm somewhere in the vicinity. Nice. I don't get it. I want to teach English in another country. Always thought that would be cool. You can blame a Lonely Planet tweet on putting... Continue Reading →

and here we are

So here I am, hiding out from my day job in a random-to-you coffee shop trying to think of something interesting to post.  And the words just don't come. Nothing is in my brain suitable for this screen. I've  been in a weird place lately. Well, maybe no weirder than I usually am. I guess it's just... Continue Reading →

sleepy time? no.

I have tried very hard to like Conan O'Brien but I just don't. I booked my flight to NYC today! Going next month for a weekend. Tomorrow is my Friday. As I believe I have mentioned before. I ran for the first time in weeks tonight and it felt great. Much walking but some running.... Continue Reading →

fee foo fah

Yep, just made that title up. Straight from my brilliance. Be jealous. I am kind of digging this article...They're On Their Own. My parents didn't pay for my college. I had scholarships, loans and a job. I graduated. It worked out. Sort of. I'm not saying this is what The Accountant and I will do (especially... Continue Reading →

wrong side of the bed

I went to bed early last night. Go me. I really should do this more often as I woke up a bit more rested than normal. Funny how that works. But then I woke up in somewhat of a pissy mood this morning. Maybe its the constant rain, maybe it was a frustrating conversation I... Continue Reading →

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