Today = the dentist = nitrous oxide = I AM THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. For about 40 minutes anyway. Some thoughts while floating... Don't stop breathing, keep breathing, take the deepest breaths you have ever taken in your life, don't waste this precious sh!t. Oh wow, hands and feet are so numb...OMG... Continue Reading →
punched in the face
Lovely isn't it? Surgery today included a tissue graft from the roof of my mouth sewn onto the lower gum line. Hello mouth full of blood and stitches. Sedation didn't happen as my vein was being ornery so I got the gas and lots of numbing shots. KFC mashed potatoes and gravy for snack, ice... Continue Reading →
snippets
What are those nuts called that are shaped like kidneys? I like those. And peanuts. Peanuts are my favorite. Almonds I will tolerate but they don't really do it for me. I just ate this and it was good. I had a turkey sandwich, baked Lays and an apple for lunch. Exciting noms no? Stuff... Continue Reading →
you know you’re high when…
Today was a trip to the dentist. A trip to the dentist for any reason means a trip down good ol' Nitrous Highway for me. Its like a mini-vacation for my brain. I really should be the Nitrous spokesperson because I truly believe that we'd all kiss and make up if we could just get a... Continue Reading →
