It's okay, I don't know what I'm doing either.
Being a parent is THE most stressful thing. And I have it easy. One kid. No major health issues. Normal behavior. Easy peasy. Yet still THE most stressful thing. I must be a complete wuss or something. Kiddo had a tummy bug a couple of weekends ago. She recovered in a couple of days but... Continue Reading →
This made me snort. Especially #s 1, 11, and 22. Heh. http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/10/you-know-you-are-a-mom-if/
Kiddo was/is having some adjustment issues at school. To put it bluntly, she's punching kids. Yes, punching. She's gotten in trouble two days in a row for channeling Rocky Balboa. Fabulous. For the record and in my kid's defense, she has attended day care from 8 weeks to 5 years old, and we've never had... Continue Reading →
Ok I'm back y'all. And if you aren't my parents and don't want to read about my kid's kindergarten adventures, move right along now. Here are the highlights... The most excited kid I have ever seen busted into our bedroom at 6:00 am all dressed, with backpack on. Ready to go! As spazzy as if... Continue Reading →
Emotional rollercoaster today. It's not something I can explain here. Its just...all the things. Bleh. Life is weird. As mentioned in the title, it's an ungodly hour and momma is up pacing, nervous as a cat. #1stdayofkindgergarten Last day of daycare today for kiddo. Teary pickup. Last long commute home with her. Not so teary,... Continue Reading →
Frances Ha. 9 out of 10 stars. At first I found the dialogue a bit disjointed and awkward but I don't know if I just got used to it or it appealed to me more after it settled in my brain after sleeping on it. Shot in black and white, it was lovely to look... Continue Reading →
Kiddo has a stomach bug so today was a sick day. I just wrote a post to go with this picture about the patience and nurturing of mothers being given out in different size containers and how I only got an 8 oz Mason jar, while others got big ol' five gallon plastic buckets full... Continue Reading →
It has not been the best of weekends. Kiddo got violently ill on the way home Thursday, requiring an impromptu pit stop along the interstate to clean her up best I could and get home asap. It was gross and pitiful and made me cry when she stared at me with her little lip quivering... Continue Reading →
So yeah, we've been on vacation for several days and are just now getting back into the routine of real life. Sort of. We had a great time at the beach (pictures forthcoming if I can ever get them all downloaded). Kiddo really made great process with her swimming and got braver with each day.... Continue Reading →
Happy Mother's Day to my sweet and spunky mom! When you see my mother, you'll see a little sprite of a woman, probably rushing to class (although I have never personally witnessed this but am told it happens), reading a book, grading papers, drinking coffee, or writing something clever, witty and touching. But don't let... Continue Reading →
but it really did sound awful in my head so I didn't say it out loud...but really...so true...for me anyway... Mother's Day Is The One Day I Don't Want To Be A Mother
I have a kickin' case of heartburn and can't sleep. I woke up feeling like my tongue and throat were swelling up. Weird right? So I googled side effects of my new meds and fought back the urge to call 911. Seriously people, don't try to self diagnose via the internet because it will scare... Continue Reading →
Seriously. I have been trying to articulate this without sounding like a horrible mother for oh, about 3 years now. Mrs. Melton nailed my feelings on it. Don't Carpe Diem
Hi. 3am, kiddo just woke me up to go pee. Small victories. However, if she is still doing this when she is 10 I will claw my eyes out. This guy has weird eyes on HouseHunters. They are like crossed but not really. I can't stop staring so I'm glad he can't see me. Christmas... Continue Reading →
Up with a frantic kiddo doing the pee pee dance which resulted in a trip to the potty with no results. But hey, she tried. Yes, we are still in pull ups at night (her, not me, yet) and honestly, I'm not worrying about it until she's 10 or so. Haha. I know I don't... Continue Reading →
This morning I heard myself yell up the stairs to kiddo as she skittered away from me to avoid putting on her socks like I'd told her to multiple times. "You are fixin' to get a time out young lady!!!!" Yes, I said "fixin" just like that, without the g, and I added in a... Continue Reading →
The thing about getting older is that we acknowledge the things that make us quirky and hopefully embrace them. Or at least laugh. So, in the shower there are various bottles of shampoo, body washes, conditioners, etc. You know, smellygood girlie stuff. Shampoo and conditioner always in matching bottles because I buy the same brand.... Continue Reading →
The oddest things occur to me in that drowsy state between having answered the call of "Mooooommy" and taking the dog out. Like, how did the person who names nail polish colors get that job? Is it a random and casual process or does a lot of thought go into the monikers of Cranberry Crush and Polynesian Purple? Is it something a marketing... Continue Reading →
I hope you always run toward your dreams and not away from them.
Very rough morning today. I was already on edge from some other things going on. On edge, as in I lay in bed for 45 minutes willing some sort of rip in the fabric of the universe to happen so that I wouldn't have to get up. On edge, as in I didn't shower this morning... Continue Reading →
Email I sent to my mom yesterday... Sam Pooped in potty at daycare today!!! She told them she had to go and she did!!! She's been Peeing in it too. She totally gets it!! She is a genius!!! She's not even two!!! I am excited!!!! Help me. Hahaha. Love, Me. Notice how I capitalized Poop... Continue Reading →
It occurred to me that I need to update my blogroll as some of the ones on the list are defunct, moved, or just plain out of date. That will go on my to-do list. Right after "give the cat a bath". Meaning, don't hold your breath, I really should do it but am feeling lazy.... Continue Reading →
Every day my kiddo does something new and hilarious. To me anyway. Its almost surreal, this little person in my house. She's going to be a fun quirky kid I think. Last night she walked back and forth between The Accountant and me, giving us each kisses like it was going out of style. Seriously... Continue Reading →
Sometimes I think the Universe is playing a sick joke on me. Either that, or there's been an epic mistake. That I wasn't meant to be this person, with this life. That somehow, there's been a terrible mix-up and I'm someone else who is trapped in this body, this place in time, at this spot on the... Continue Reading →
...and she laughs in my face, and then spits snow in it. Today was just bizarre. Here was my plan...take kiddo to day care, come home, make quick grocery run, get ready and drive back to town for an interview, interview, knock their socks off and get an offer on the spot, do jubilant cartwheels down the hall and... Continue Reading →
