The Morning Burglar

Today I did something that ranks in the top three dumbest things I’ve ever done. Being something of a scatterbrain, I do a lot of dumb things. I lose my keys at least three times a week, put toothpaste in the refrigerator, go the wrong way coming out of stores in the mall, can't find my... Continue Reading →

the place

Sometimes you're in the middle of folding laundry and are watching Abstract: The Art of Design on Netflix at the same time and thinking about how you've been in this really weird frustrating place for the past several days. It's a place you find yourself over and over again, probably once every couple of months... Continue Reading →

humble pie for breakfast

Its 5:00 am and entirely too quiet, too dark, and too cold for the madness that is me getting up to go for a wog (walk/jog) this morning. The argument in my head was of the classic angel vs devil variety. My Head: Its a new day! Go wog. You'll be glad you did. My... Continue Reading →

I lost my job today

Yes, you read that right. This was not unexpected, given the state of our government funding situation and other circumstances, but as much as I have been preparing for this day in my brain, it is still somewhat of a shock and a huge mental adjustment now that it is a confirmed reality. Hubs has... Continue Reading →

here i sit

In an exam room at my doctor's office that is. They got me into a room without the usual one hour wait so that was nice. Of course, the doc might not get in here for another week or so. Scratch that. He'll be here soon I'm sure. I'm trying to think more positively lately.... Continue Reading →

not a bad problem to have…

...but a problem nonetheless... I've been losing some weight recently (go me!) and today I realized that while this is great, I now need to go shopping. Darn it, I know. My pants have been literally hanging onto my hips by a prayer all day today and have been driving me crazy. I've been awkwardly hitching... Continue Reading →

dreams and vagueness

I had a blogging dream last night. I was going through my day and along the way I was collecting random things that happened and noting them in my head to post as one of my scattered, off-the-cuff ramblings that I tend to do. The only one I can remember was that as I was on... Continue Reading →

my head hurts

My head hurts partly because I'm tired and a bit stressed and partly because I have a crazy brain that is full of swirling thoughts and various rambles.  I have a post in progress about my return to school next semester but it's still stewing and not ready for public consumption just yet.  It will come later.  I also... Continue Reading →

and so it goes

Not really much to write about lately that you haven't heard before.  My latest baby adventure involved the rice cereal/formula mixture (doctor's orders, not my idea) not coming out of the bottle nipple and a mad dash to Target to buy formula and bottles and mixing them in the parking lot.  Meanwhile my baby girl... Continue Reading →

morphing

Something very alarming is happening to me.  And I'm not sure if any amount of medical treatment can stop the madness. In the line at the grocery store the other day for example.  Instead of buying Cosmo or Marie Claire, I bought a Family Circle.  What the heck?  Instead of MTV, I'm becoming sucked into the imaginary... Continue Reading →

keeper of the greeting cards

Ouch, I just gave myself brain-freeze by eating a grape popsicle too fast.  Yeowsers. So yeah, I know this blog has been sucking lately.  I'm just not very motivated to post regularly I guess.  Meh.  Just haven't been into it. Anywho.  I have OCD.  Or something.  Did you know that?  Last night I was in... Continue Reading →

ditzy moment of the day

Sooooo, I'll just say it, I'm an idiot.  I'm reading an email from a friend and she's telling me about the lunch she just had at Taco Bell (yes, we have the most interesting conversations of ALL time, don't hate) and it's making me hungry.  It is quite easy to make me hungry these days, just... Continue Reading →

pole magnet

Today is my Friday and I am so grateful.  I'll spend tonight and tomorrow packing, cleaning the house, taking Cooper to the kennel and other last minute tasks.  I need this vacation like you wouldn't believe.  I need the time to recharge, rethink and renew myself.  I'm looking forward to doing a lot of reading... Continue Reading →

shower interrupted

This morning did not get off to a great start to say the least.  First of all, it's Monday.  Strike one.  But I'm used to Monday's by now so that wasn't out of the ordinary.  The Accountant left for work while I was walking Cooper.  Doggie and I get back from our walk and he goes... Continue Reading →

text messaging gone bad

I accidentally called one of my good friends a "ho" today.  My cell phone has been acting all wonky lately, calling people when I haven't dialed, scrolling through my contacts list like a phone possessed and sending text messages before I'm through typing them.  That last thing is what happened today.  It went a little... Continue Reading →

Dear Southwest Airlines,

I could have done just fine without the peanuts and zippidy-doo-da medley if you could have only managed to fly across two states with my bag.  I do hope that tomorrow is "wear your pajamas to work day" because that's about all I've got.  Sincerely, P.O.ed

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